splammy

To ejaculate on some one or thing.

I splammyed all over her sweet ass last night .

by spyderyderick July 14, 2010

Splarsh

A dish primarily consisting of the byproduct in pumpkinseed oil.

Y'all got any Splarsh?

by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

Splamb

The meat used to make gyros.

I love the splamb that they use to make these gyros!

by Aloisious May 16, 2021

Shlarmy

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

by mcfinners February 20, 2011

Secondhand spearmint

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.

"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."

by colbert21 March 2, 2010

Splarge

The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.

The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.

by mario_bueller March 29, 2017