splare

the word to describe the pain in your back

Oy, my back ain't what it used to be. I have such a splare!

by dalton gomez November 30, 2021

speargunning

In corporate America, while at someone else's cubicle,
the act of putting a foot onto the desk or some other stable object thereby exposing your crotch to the poor soul sitting there...

Man, my boss, Kotowski, just speargunned me again!

Dude, I know... He has a nasty habit of speargunning at meetings too!

by djmush1 April 30, 2006

Splurge

To spend money freely with no remorse and very little consequence to your bank account.

Master P splurges when he goes to the Ferrari dealership.

by Jordan King October 29, 2005

splarma

the bad energy that comes to you after you steal sweetener from a restaurant or coffee shop. A combination of Splenda and kharma.

Splarma got me today because I got a flat tire after I grabbed a handful of extra Splenda on way out of Dunkin Donuts...

by Sapphoenetic February 23, 2009

splurggh

The reaction that occurs when one's mouth is full of another's genitalia or orifices and breathing is somewhat difficult.

Similar to gagging but much more pleasurable

example1: As his mouth filled with the precious booty Nigel began to splurggh intensely

or

example2: as Beryl forced her hot gash on Debbie's face, Debbie splurgghed violently

by boofynz May 19, 2009

Splurge Club

A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.

I'm going out tonight with the girls from Splurge Club!

by for_all_the_women April 18, 2010

splangle

When something that has happened is bad but too complicated to go over or talk about.

- So what happened last night? You seemed upset about something?
- Yeah, it was a splangle. I'm fine now though.

by Garnierizda May 9, 2021