A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
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The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.
I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
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Get the Spalon mug.A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.
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