off da spindle

"incredible," "unbelievable"

She deepthroated me last night, and, Jesus!, her head was off the friggin spindle!!!!!!!!

by mattmaker July 16, 2003

spindling

A verb, it means the act of painting or staining spindles.

I just finished painting 138 spindles, and as with any repetitive tasks one's mind tends to wander. Suddenly the word spindling came to me to describe what I was doing, I believe I coined a new word...

I've spent the last two days painting that handrail going upstairs, it feels like I've been spindling for a week!

by Obtuse Engle November 30, 2018

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Rusty spindle

When you aggressively shove your finger your ass while masturbating

Last night I let of some steam while doing a rusty spindle

by Rusty spindle August 7, 2025