schlemiel

A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling.

by Shroby September 7, 2006

shlem

from the gorjac word, "the"
but it could also mean anything.

"what the shlem is going on?!"
"you are such a shlem"
"oh my shlem!"


shlem girls are so annoying!

by GEORGiAAAA! August 1, 2008

schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck

"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."

by sismit April 27, 2003

shlemiel

From Yiddish Orgin, which is a semetic language, meaning fool.

Your buring the popcorn you shlemiel!

by Ben Leventer February 2, 2006

Schlemee

Someone who thinks they know how to solve a problem but ends up just saying random things that do not make any sense at all. They also have an abnormal fondness of math and physics and feels as if it is there duty to make everyone feel awkward. And feels obligated to do so. while similar to a schwemee, it should not confused with its more social counterpart.

Damn man, Schlemee is wearing zip up pants again and trying to get the attention of the proffessor by yelling "chain rule!!"

by csbdonkeykong77 July 26, 2012

schlemme

The quick and easy way to say "Should let me". Mostly used in informal situations

Hey man, you schlemme have a bite of that sandwich. I haven't had lunch today.

by FatPanda54 January 13, 2017

schlemo

Someone who acts like a douche bag; a big chub.

Dude, that guy just stole my McCree and Soldier 76 picks. What a schlemo.

Your friend didn't even top score. What a schlemo.

by DrPizzazz June 17, 2017