Steveland Cleamer

n. The inverse act of the acclaimed Cleveland Steamer.

The sexual act by which the pooper defecates while down on their hands and knees and the poopee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the pooper's buttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. The result is mashed poop.

Dick had White Castle last night. Jane wants to get down and dirty. Dick gives Jane a Steveland Cleamer. Jane is filthy.

by ukilledthecat April 12, 2007

Steveland Cleamer

The act of rubbing one's chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.

We stumbled upon a pile of shit, so we got Laura to do a Steveland Cleamer.

by nosnar May 10, 2006

kyle sevel

kyle - a name for a kid that is extremely smart

Sevel - a name from Africa, mainly southern; origins also from Europe

Kyle Sevel

by Ant1930 May 11, 2009

Steveland Creamer

Named after famed hip-hop R&B artist, Stevie Wonder (Stevland Hardaway Morris), the Steveland Creamer is when a man ejaculates on a woman's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

"Damn that guy I went home with last night totally pulled a Steveland Creamer on me, I couldn't see for 10 minutes!"

by BalderdashBrewer November 12, 2013

sheveled

Composed, ready, prepared, put together patiently

Josh was quite sheveled for his wedding, before shit hit the fan.....

by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

Speelk

To extract sperm from a living creature in whatever means necessary.

1. I speelk dogs like a pro.
2. By sucking the cum out of her ass with a curly straw, I speelked her real good.

by XMetallicaX January 13, 2009

Speel

Like schpeel only spelled like this!

"I am going to tell you the whole speel"

by Juju bee April 2, 2008