SPERF

Sex Positive Exclusionary Radical Feminist. A type of feminist that has generally feminist ideals but also slut shames or frowns upon consensual sex outside of a strict monogamous defined relationship. See also SWERF

I had sex with my Tinder date last night and my roommate started lecturing me because she's a total SPERF

by N-arch November 19, 2019

sperf

When one or more sperm cells surfboard, specifically onto another object. A "sperfable wave" can be any object or person.

OMG. My load just sperfed all over your face.

Later my balls will unload their competitors into the lake for a round of sperfing.

by laser goat September 1, 2010

Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

by the spurf king September 1, 2010

Spearfishing

Fucking in a pool

I totally went spearfishing on Sammy last night.

by CatInAPool June 9, 2018

Splurf

the act of farting out of your dick

dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!

by Jeffyyyyyyyyyyy45 January 4, 2011

spleurf

a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008

Sperf

The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf

My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods

by Ranqestador July 1, 2015