Sperm jerkers

Similar to how a sad movie is known as a tear jerker. A sperm jerker is another name for a porno.

"i plan on staying in and watching some sperm jerkers tonight.

by grimey929 June 28, 2012

Spermes

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015

old sperm bank

This is a disparaging term some men use for their wife or girlfriend.

Well gotta go see the old sperm bank!

by I, Wreckerrr December 18, 2020

sperm brothers

(n) Men who have had sexual intercourse with the same person.

Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake are sperm brothers, as are Brad Pitt and Vince Vaughn.

by CBRO December 19, 2006

Spermal Detonator

A hilarious euphemism for any kind of nut shot imaginable...with a Star Wars twist!

I totally dropped a spermal detonator on my girl's tits and immediately went back to ruling at The Force Unleashed!

by notanerdoranything June 22, 2010

Spermatitis

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005