spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

spedtard

person who is a special educated retard

spedtard = people who are so stupid to the point they need special education and part of the retarded club

by flikz December 1, 2020

Spectarding

Loosing at an online game, and having to be a spectator of your team-mates, who haven't been killed.

"Yo, where are you at dave?"

"I'm spectarding bro"

by muddybonez January 2, 2021

speakada chinese

when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones

Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?

by Sam631 May 14, 2009

spelltard

A spelltard is an individual who seems to you like they are intelligent until you witness their unbelievably horrific writing capabilities.

I really wanted to get into Katie's pants until she asked me to edit a paper of hers for a class the next day. She spelled "maybe" as "mayby." I just can't be with her. I don't want to be seen in public with a spelltard.

by poonjobi December 9, 2010

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006