spankerchief

An ejaculatory device used to aid in the collection or removal of ejaculate.

Person: "My mom found my spankerchief."
Luke: "hahaha, you have a spankerchief?"

by DesPERRYado September 5, 2005

spamster

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

slinkster

Derived form Francesca Lia Block novels.
Meaning, cool, groovy, etc.
Also shortened to 'slink' for an easiability of sayage.
Also used before other adjectives as an adverb.

"Man, 'Fight Club' is fucking slinkster!"

"Yeah, well I think you're pretty slink yourself!"

"This song is slinkster-groovy"

by lola January 21, 2005

Spanktravision

A program that one watches on television as a masturbatory aid.

Tommy: Richard, were you watching spanktravision?

by Steakface August 16, 2010

lens spanker

A term for filmmakers who annoyingly leave the part of their hand going to camera to mark a certain amount of footage as good. Found commonly in skate videos, snowboard seshs, and other sport-like or trick-based footage.

*Mark does a kickflip off a 7 set*
(Shitty filmmaker) *spanks his hand on the lens and then leaves in the edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

*Simon Dumont does a kangaroo flip*

(Shitty filmmaker) *waves his hand in front of lens and leaves in the final edit*

- He is now a lens spanker

For further information, add this link to the end of youtube homepage, Donovan addresses this himself.
/watch?v=1lswsyr1JfI

by HYDRAL1K September 27, 2009

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank

Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass

by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018

Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.

Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.

by Buffeteria March 24, 2011