spankies

really tight short shorts worn by beautiful women around the house.

aly always wears her spankies around the house

by reno January 29, 2005

scandiverous

scandalous in an aggressive way

A: Did you see Gossip Girl last night? The threesome was CRAZY!
B: I KNOW! Blake Lively's dress was so SCANDIVEROUS!

by personwhoisaperson2 November 30, 2009

spankidextrous

The ability to "spank it" with either hand with equal proficiency

"Which hand do you use to spank it."

"Homie, I'm Spankidextrous! I can use either hand"

by Bdx1213 September 11, 2013

Swandive

When a person stands on the toiletbowl, takes a dump, and has it land in the water, splashing upward toward the person.

"I did a swandive in the bathroom and got feces and water all over the floor."

by ishkerbibble May 15, 2010

spankwire

When a dirty secret is revealed about somebody, preferably to large groups of people, while the person is present. Sourced from the dicovery of spankwire.com in someone's internet history.

"Gees how much porn is there in his internet history?! Come look!"
"Hey, guys get off my computer!"
"Haha, you've been spankwired"

by The L Team April 9, 2008

Swandive

Heroically underappreciated talent. Went from initially promising beginnings to obscurity.

'Boy, that Bruce Campbell sure did a Swandive.'

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

spankdiddlyocious

Synonym for: cool, tight, pimp, rad, stellar, kool, hot, awesome, kick ass, fantastic, sick.

My day was just spankdiddlyocious, thank you.

by Blubbercunt March 19, 2005