solasexual

Conjunction: solace + sexual: n. Someone who hooks up with another, not for love, attraction, or boredom, but out of mutual sorrow. adj. Having the characteristics of sexual activity performed exclusively to fuck the misery out of each other.

"My job sucks, my divorce papers came in, and I turned 40 today. Might as well find a crummy dive bar and get some solasexual action."

by Anhedonis October 13, 2011

suisexual

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual

1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.

by genna buzz April 4, 2005

Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

Sososexual

A person, usually a politician, who sides with any sexual orientation in order to gain political favor and get more votes. Is not confined to any sexual preference, but buy opinion only.

Candidate 1: "I think I will run for office this year. Run for president, governor, mayor or something..."

Candidate 2: "You think you can win any of the Homosexual voters over?"

Candidate 1: "Oh yes!, because I am Sososexual, so whomever is the vast majority of the class at the time, gets my approval."

by Webster Poindexter October 20, 2012

Simpsexual

Someone who gets aroused by simping to hoes with attention or money.

A simp that would break the bro code for a

hoe's attention.

- A flying sheep

Is Duhn straight or gay?

He's just Simpsexual

by Simp-Slayer August 21, 2020

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022

Soulsexual

Soulsexual is when your romantically and sexually attracted to the person Soulツ#1542

Instinct: Im so Soulsexual
Storm: Same tbh

by SoilSoul May 26, 2021