Somis

A small rural town located near the coast of southern California in Ventura County, at latitude 34.26 and longitude -119.00.

The town consists of little more than a few blocks of city street, but it does have its own post office and fire station, as well as several small grocery stores. Somis also has an elementary-through-middle school with a baseball field and a bus system.

The surrounding land is given over to endless orchards of oranges, lemons, avocados, and melons. In summer, days are sunny and hot while nights are clear and cool. The 118 freeway is one of the few major roads that cmoes anywhere near the town, although Somis did make statewide news when a train derailed in the vincinity.

Somis is such a small, out-of-the-way town that there are people in the neighboring city of Camarillo who have never even heard of it.

by Phaedrus Raen June 26, 2006

Somesing

Doctor Everett Von Scott's mispronunciation of the word "something" in the song Eddie's Teddie form The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"What the hell's a somesing?!"
"He must have been drawn into somesing."

by JtheGreat May 6, 2006

someshit

An alternative to the word something, which allows the user to add unnecessary swearing into their vocabulary.

I don't know what she said, someshit about a party.

by Lexii- January 14, 2008

somesomething

what a person would say when they cant remember what it is they wanted to say.

"my husband asked me to go to the garage and get him somesomething"

by ashcase March 4, 2015

somsg borto

special sausage burrito summoned using a ouija board and a big mac

"mmmmm somsg borto"
*pees cutely*

by EpicGaymer6942069420 September 3, 2021

somshuvra

These people are shy, ambivert but lovable. These are loyal guys , who are hard to find , easy to let go

He's a somshuvra to the group

by Asterix69 November 25, 2021

Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

by iwantjordansballz June 20, 2010