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Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

Rub One Out Of The Way 

Masturbating in order to dispel distracting thoughts of sex while working/studying/trying to focus on something else.
I need to rub one out of the way so I can focus on studying for my midterms.

put his head out of the way 

to deal with/kill someone

('to put his' could be changed to 'to put her'/'its')
General: The enemy commander is a threat to our freedom.
Soldier: What should we do, sir?
General: We gotta put his head out of the way. We gotta kill him.

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).
Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

Move it the fuck out of the way 

A great combination of "Move it," and "Get the fuck out of the way"
In a high speed chase on the highway, a car was in my way. I yelled out the window: "MOVE IT THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!"

her's were taped up and out of the way 

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.
Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!