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holosexual ira

Holosexual Ira is a young person whose name is Ira and is a holosexual. She spends her time by procastrinating and wating for her Harry Potter books to arrive.
Run! Holosexual Ira is coming and she's gonna correct our english grammar!
by Holosexual Ira July 3, 2017
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Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word
Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls
by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022
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selfsexual

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.
Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.
by fcsuper July 28, 2008
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Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.
"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"
by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010
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Holosexual

Holosexual is someone who is extremely obsessed with holographic everything, they would be willing to lose their analiginity if given the chance to get it on with holographics
Christine: OMG, I LOVE ME SOME HOLOSEXUALS. Lauren: Too much info, girl, but ME TOO!
by I probably shouldn't know that February 22, 2017
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Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.
He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!
by Doriface22 July 24, 2016
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Selsexual

A girl who is actually straight but gay for Selena Gomez
I couldn't realise I was selsexual before I listened Selena Gomez
by pinsy November 2, 2018
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