shlongshmacked

when one guy is an absolute simp for another guy and will do anything to please him

(synonym: pussywhipped , dickslapped)

harrijn is shlongshmacked for josh

by luckycocks123 January 24, 2022

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Solangelo

The two most amazing gay children (well technically Will Solace is bi I think idk) basically Solangelo is a ship name for Will Solace and Nico Di Angelo . If you want to know who they are just look it up ig. Anyways Solangelo is my OTP and they’re so frickin adorable together :3

“SOLANGELO *fangirling noises*” -someone at some point

by percyspandapillopet November 30, 2020

pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

Ding Dong Shlong

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

we've known each other for so long

You’re heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it

we've known each other for so long

You’re heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been

Going on

by yeltsA kciR May 20, 2021

So long nerds

The farewell of Technoblade, the king himself

Technoblade on his literal deathbed: "Title my death announcement video 'so long nerds', it'll be funny"

by BrawlS July 8, 2022