anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

Butthole Soliloquy

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.

"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."

by Isrulius February 3, 2017