Softlad

Originating from Liverpool, a slang term meaning 'idiot' or 'stupid', but in a nicer way. Equivalent to Cockney people using the term, 'plonker'.

'Why did you do that? Softlad!'

by Online Fan July 24, 2016

old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Anti-softlock

An anti-softlock is a resource used to prevent or get out of an apparent softlock in a videogame (which has been put there by design). It provides the player with a way out of the designed softlock by providing an exit or a way to kill their character in order to return to a previous save state.

Unlike softlocks, anti-softlocks are placed by design and are not effective in true softlocks from by faulty design, death on spawn, spawning inside a wall, or a game autosaving right the instant before you die.

Gamer: "Oh, shit. Where's the anti-softlock? How do I kill myself?"

by Abarbarea June 27, 2019

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

softy

A person who does not fight back, and who is thought of as being weak. Often used in schools. Also a person who gives in easily when asked for money by his children.

"He couldn´t fight his way out of a wet paper bag; he´s just a big softy."

by andreasegde August 1, 2006

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020