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softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis
"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."
by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004
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aesthetic Softie

Zodiac signs that are one: Virgos,

Pisces's , Geminis's ,Aquarium's, cancers ,Libras

, Sagittarius's
An Aesthetic softie is Emotional In a kind a way person, a Quiet person, weak person , Sensitive & Rude , Artistic And Highy empathetic person , Also tuned with there emotions around people
by Faithfulhuman🙂 October 9, 2019
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Bangin' a softie

I threw up in my mouth a little when I walked in on my roommate bangin' a softie.
by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011
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mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."
I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.
by The Base April 11, 2016
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Bruh softie

A bruh softie is a girl that is both a bruh girl and a soft girl.
Jack: Bro did you hear the new girl is a bruh softie?
Will: Really? That's the girl of my dreams!
by Annyeonghaso anonymous September 13, 2020
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throw a softie

defecate, excrete one's waste, crap, to discharge feces from the bowels, to discharge from the anus
I have to go to the bathroom now, or i'll throw a softie in my pants!
by Derek Godoy June 25, 2008
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big softie

a penis that is semi-erect, but is still soft to the touch. common when seeing attractive women or when trying to avoid the awkward social implications of having a full erection.
"Did you see that girl on the subway? I got a big softie goin' after seeing her."
by MrBuckeye January 17, 2006
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