The ultimate female sport, where girls and women not only kick some serious ass, but look good doing it. Playing this sport is the ultimate challenge because it not only requires passion, teamwork, and willingness to learn, but also the optimism to keep pushing the limits and continue pursing that win, with everything you and teammates have until the umpire makes the call. It may just seem like easy sport or just the feminism version of baseball to onlookers, but trust me, it is so much more then you could ever believe. The girls who play this sport are extremely hard-working, flexible, diligent, and intelligent ladies aren’t afraid to get a crap ton of dirt on them, work in the heat or cold, or cheer on their teammates/family/sisters even through the worst. Trust me, if you had the chance to play it as well, you would also fall completely head over heels for it too. If you don’t know anyone definitively plays this sport, something is definitely wrong.
Dude those softball ladies kick ass! They might even be better than us!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
I know man! I gotta make at least one of them my friend, or I hope even more!
by Thunder shock February 5, 2018
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by sarah schultz May 15, 2004
A fun sport that will always be loved by the whole world. It will never get retiring.You never want to let go to ur mates in softball.
by Isabelle H April 5, 2017
a lesbian sport; when someone says they are goin 'play softball', they are goin make lesbian love with other lesbians.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
if someone tells you that you 'play softball' and youre not a lesbo, tell them that you play baseball instead. (that means youre straight)
to 'suck at softball' means that you suck girls's pussies, and to 'suck at baseball' is to suck dicks.
if a 'softball tournament' is goin on this weekend, then it will be a whole bunch of girls scissoring and doin other lesbian shit. also called a 'playoff game'
if you do actually play the sport of softball, some may automatically categorize you as one who 'plays softball'. i mean, just look at how you stand, your butt stickin out for everybody to see. it just looks wrong.
girl1-"me and a few other girls are goin play softball later, wanna come?"
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
girl 2-"sorry, im not a lesbian, you freak!"
girl 1-"omg, you totally suck at softball"
girl 2-"there is no fuckin way. i suck at baseball all the time."
by Baconator4aBuck May 11, 2010