Softshite

An inoffensive but dimwitted person. Used in Merseyside U.K.

1st person.....So let me get this straight; you were in the shop when a man came in, put a balaclava over his head, pulled out a baseball bat and then threatened the owner before asking for all of his money?
Softshite......Yes, that is exactly what happened.
1st person......And what were you doing while all this was going on?
Softshite......I was holding his bike for him.

by Toester56 July 1, 2011

sofisticunted

Someone being a sophistcated cunt

"That dude is really sofisticunted"

by Nyzzbyzzle and Cristina September 28, 2013

sofisticated

Da quality of being expert wif yer knuckles.

Now dat handshakes are less common due to co-vid, people are getting more sofisticated at exchanging closed-hand bumps.

by QuacksO March 24, 2021

Sofishticated

1. Having, presenting, or proceeding from a great deal of worldly angling experience and knowledge of fish species and habitats.

2. (Technique) taking basic knowledge and understanding and escalating them to the highest degree of angling success.

Dude look at the size of those fish they catch, they’re sofishticated.

There is no one more sofishticated than Tim, he catches fish anywhere!

by Grabbin_tail July 2, 2021

SOFOS NIGGA RING

WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS

bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022

Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

the softserve

The softserve is performed from the doggy style position. When you about to cum, instead of blowing the load on her back you pull out and shoot the cum in your cupped hand. Then while still behind her you swing the handfull of gift around and smack her in the face with it. Like scooping ice cream. That is the softserve.

She was totally discraced after I gave her the softserve. She never spoke to me again.

by badass757 May 17, 2006