Sock Job

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.

Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.

by Mac_G September 11, 2006

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006

suckjob

worst slang for "blowjob" ever

suckjob is the worst slang for blowjob ever

by yeano October 25, 2003

stockjobber

A common word that's used by the Nexus 4's autocorrect feature to fuck with users.

Can someone please explain to me why my Nexus 4 thinks that "stockjobber" is a more commonly used word than "efficiently"??

by jrayderr September 7, 2013

sockmobbing

Standing on the corner, minding my own business. Totally not dealing drugs.

From the acronym SOCMOB.

This dude said he was just sockmobbing when Some Guy shot him in the ass... yeah, right.

by danielle tate January 10, 2016

Suckjob

A blowjob that is really bad so it sucks

It was so bad I would call it a suckjob and not a blowjob

by Dajanarts December 29, 2016

socknobber

That one friend or co worker you have that some how never has socks on. He doesn't have socks on because it doesn't matter what time of day it is, if his nob is throbbing he's grab a sock for a good wank. Any time, anywhere, any sock.

I can never borrow sock from Garrett he is such a socknobber.

by I'mTinyRickkkkk April 25, 2017