Snore-Off

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

by YAWA June 2, 2019

snogged

Being snogged: Getting very sloppily kissed.

"Man you got super snogged last night"

by Emily May 13, 2005

snore-gasm

The act of masturbating by a man as a means to falling asleep.

I was having trouble sleeping last night until I jerked off, fell asleep immediately after my snore-gasm.

by the REAL Lex Complex November 22, 2011

Snoggered

Drunk off your ass. Wasted or getting wasted.

I'm getting snoggered.

by Skips August 20, 2013

Snorger

Person who sniffs the gusset of well worn knickers. Dirty old snorger

" Freddie was caught with his hand in the dirty laundry, snorging a well warn pair of undercrackers"!!! The dirty old snorger!!!

by Leedsunited1 July 24, 2017

dirty snore

when your girl is sleeping; place your sack on her nose making sure you cover both nostrils forcing her to breathe through her mouth resulting in her snoring.

hey frank, i gave your mom a dirty snore last night.

by Mondo-91 August 28, 2009

snore throat

When you snore so much at night, you wake up with sore throat.

I had way too much to drink last night and woke up with a wicked snore throat.

by Mark in Tiburon, CA March 19, 2009