Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.

Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .

by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009

Toilet sniff

The suspiciously loud sniff sound you make when someone is walking towards the toilet to signify you are in the toilet so they don't knock at the door.

Was that you toilet sniffing before?

by 0h0k July 16, 2021

Sheffield Slammer

The act of punching ones cervix.

Hey baby do you want a sheffield slammer?

by Marissa Manfredi+Ricky Tomori October 21, 2008

sheffed

Thrust a knife or other pointed weapon into (someone) so as to wound or kill.

Oh no he sheffed Elliot in the stomach

by Dontwatch May 23, 2016

sneft

Bereft of smell, as "blind" means bereft of sight, and "deaf" means bereft of hearing.

The poor, little sneft girl passed by the chocolate factory, unaware of the delcious aroma swirling all about her.

by Juno Bunch April 3, 2009

sniff patrol

When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.

Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 12, 2019

sniffathon

A lengthy and sometimes grueling contest that is held to see who has the best sense of smell in all possible realms, from roses to dog shit.

I entered the sniffathon feeling like I could rule the world, but by day’s end I couldn’t smell my way to my own ass, I was that overloaded by the experience.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019