sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
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Sneezing into a vagina while performing oral sex.
He sneefed into her because of an allergic reaction to pubic hair.
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When one (usually a biological female) sneezes and queefs at the same time.

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“I just sneefed!” “If you don’t stop, I’m going to sneef on you!”
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A sneeze and a queef at the same time.
Oh my god did she just Sneef?
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An erotic video featuring a *once in a lifetime* performance.
An utterance of annoyance.
That scene was sneef!
Sneef! I stuffed that one up!
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A verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2's anus then 2) person one draws in air through their nose ("sniffs") as person two farts ("beefs"). Its a cross between a sniff and a beef. Hence "Sneef"
Remember when Rob sneefed Peter at the company party? I almost ralphed!
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Its a shortened version of Sneef Borkle, which is a variation of the term: Beef Snorkle- which is a tube of meat.
Who taught you how to drive?! ya Sneef...
by fo shizzzle June 28, 2023
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