When you thought you farted and then thought you might have sharted, but actually you had shartarrhea.
My wife had a colonoscopy and fell asleep. Suddenly she woke up when she thought she farted, then she thought she might have sharted, but actually she had shartarrhea.
by FloridaFour April 26, 2019
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Oh, listen to that shartard, she talks so much shit, she's like sharting out of her mouth the retard
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Aiden just helped me study for my upcoming test, but he also just lit himself on fire to jump into a river, he is Smart, but also Retarded, Smartarded!
by HeyMyNameIsThis August 12, 2020
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by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021
Get the Smartard mug.When a person is star struck by someone famous and finds that their tongue and mind are tied for words, so they just blurb something out.
Walking along 9th Avenue I overheard a voice I recognized. It was Mark Indelicato (Justin) from 'Ugly Betty'. I had a startard moment. All I could say was, "Mark! Dude. You're so awesome. Thank you." He smiled and said thanks.
by Bobby Whispers April 28, 2010
Get the startard mug.1) Exultation in one's own snarkiness or sarcasm.
2) Feeling unusual pleasure or exhileration at the expense of another.
2) Feeling unusual pleasure or exhileration at the expense of another.
He was filled with a snartistic feeling of triumph as he watched his rival squirm uncomfortably.
He didn't so much care what he said or whom he said it to; he simply loved the snartastic feeling that washed over him when he belittled others.
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He didn't so much care what he said or whom he said it to; he simply loved the snartastic feeling that washed over him when he belittled others.
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by Moosetard June 19, 2010
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I hate customers. They are smartarses. They think they know everything. They think they are clever. KILL THEM!
by Trittrott November 7, 2010
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