lap snorkeling

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.

I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.

by ahirebet July 19, 2010

spring roll snorkeling

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.

I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

by damien8x July 28, 2014

sparkleting

when your hearts connect and you get that sparkle tingley feeling with that special someone !

Me and my boyfriend had our first kiss and we had sparkleting.

by bobina & bobashley..& bobamuel June 23, 2008

Deep Sea Snorkeling

When a man or woman goes down on/eats out a female.

Rick is a Deep Sea Snorkeler.

Rick was Deep Sea Snorkeling Michelle for hours on the washing machine.

Deep Sea Snorkel sessions can be reduced to "Snorkel" in conversation, such as:

Michelle loves being snorkeled.

by Brooklyn Snorkeling Society January 2, 2011

snackering

when one is often exhausted, tired, shattered....mainly after sporting/sexual/eating activities

'God damn that squash match was snackering'
'I'm snackered'

by Squash Isn't Cool January 28, 2008

Snarxting

When you text a friend in the same place as you, comically mocking the ridiculous thing you're both seeing.

An example of snarxting: (Texting a cousin across the table from you, while you're stuck at your fat hillbilly family reunion at HomeTown Buffet) "Uncle Fred looks like he stuffed a pile of laundry under his shirt" <send>

by ralphyetmore June 30, 2015

Snarking

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure

My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.

by Oreosmom March 27, 2020