Spakfish

A dumb fish or a gay andy

Andrew Peake

by u will never know July 24, 2003

snakeshit

1. To go snakeshit means to go entirerly out of control.

1. Those fans went snakeshit when their team won.
2. I'd go snakeshit if I won the lottery.

by steve.. July 19, 2007

Stalefishin

To be buck-ass nekked when the door to a public area suddenly swings open. Coined on "That show about a Trailerpark" or whatever, the incidence of stalefishin amongst the 18-30 male population of earth is surprisingly high. This may be due to economic factors, as most dudes of this demographic find themselves rooming with other people of a similar age because all the good jobs that used to be Union and pay a Living Wage have been shipped overseas in the decades since Reagan.

"I went into Jimbob's room to get my cigarettes back and found him straight stalefishin in front of the mirror practicing his best Reagan pose with the help of his new penis pump."

by Spanky MacDoogle December 15, 2012

snakefest

A gathering of all dudes with nary a chick in site.

My buddy had his 40th birthday party at this old school steakhouse in midtown, it was a total fuckin' snakefest.

by Ktrain September 1, 2017

salefished

When a sales person, either over the phone, social media, or in real life poses as if they want to be your friend, and continue this charade over time until they realize or you tell them you are never going to purchase their product or service.

Nate, Remember that Sales Rep from Widgets Inc. kept calling me talking about her family, friends, and stuff she was interested in. She like called me a bunch of time last week. She said she even want to visit here! Well Friday I told her I just couldn't afford Widgets Inc. Services. Now she dropped off the face of the earth, won't even return my phone calls.

Nate: "Dude, you were SaleFished!"

by CastleHeart57 February 12, 2018

stalefish

The act of masturbation while putting your arm under your leg. normally in a leg up or "captian morgan" position. It increases pleasure to the maximum extreme.

"Dude, your mom loves it when i stalefish on her face"

"oh man, i stalefished as soon as i got home"

by stalefisher 212 January 13, 2009

shakefist

1. A term used to represent shaking your fist at someone via the internet
in the sense of an EMOTICON.

2. When using it as a plural (ie. shakeS fist) or as an ACTION, then the proper usage would be "shakes fist" as two SEPERATE words.

Examples:

1. :shakefist:

2. :shakes fist at (place name here):

by Grammar/Spelling Police September 21, 2005