Smurfed 

When someone eats something blue, (such as an icy), you say they are smurfed because it looks like they sucked off papa smurf because their mouth is all blue.

John:(eating his blue pop lolli pop) says mmm this is so good!

Dave: yo' man.. your smurfed

Smurfed by dangerous catch w/o the crabs March 15, 2009

smurfed 

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

smurfed by frankie smokes weed April 18, 2010

Smurfed 

To loot a body before it even hits the ground.

"Damn, he smurfed the hell out of that cultist's body."

Smurfed by GsoRob August 1, 2009

smurfed 

(a state) To be drunk or wildly intoxicated to the point you see blue

Last night i got so smurfed i woke up in a dumpster

smurfed by Jake_ass July 1, 2005

Smurfed 

When a smurf sneaks up on you and bites you on you're neck.
That's how you get smurfed.

Johnny got smurfed yesterday while trotting through the wilderness.

Smurfed by rockstar12345678 April 13, 2011

Smurfed 

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.

Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"

Smurfed by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017

Smurfed 

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

Smurfed by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018