smorch

when you kiss someone with morning breath

my girlfriend spent the night and when she woke up, she gave me the nastiest smorch.

by Gayel March 13, 2017

smooph

Everything and/or anything

I walked in on a guy in the bathroom and he was smoophin' off and he smoophed all over the place.

by Paul figueroa October 27, 2007

smurphy

the virgin of the group.

lol u are a virgin murph (aka smurphy)

by asddgfafgjhavjnapfoiugajnv January 2, 2008

Smurphed

same as fucked, can be used as smurph...smurphing...

yo this shit got me smurphed... or ... yo i wanna smurph the shit outa her... or ...i was smurphin that bitch all night long

by Timmy Mina March 9, 2003

smurph

should differenciated from the little people "smurfs" being spelled with a "ph" and not a "f"

they are special beings and our also used as every other word in a sentance

first the story of the smurphs

once upon a time in LALA Land there was Smurphville (plz note tht it is a"ph" not "f"/ wer special)
In Smurphville there lived the "Smurphz" (purple skinned w/ pink polka dotz)
The Smurphz lived in happiness and prosperity(or however u spell it) they frolicked in flower fieldz and laughed all d time.

but.......

one day saragamesh came along......
and......
she was OFFENDED! *gasp*

so she cast a curse on Smurphville.....

and because of tht all d Smurphz started
drinking.....
smoking.....
doin shisha....
and.................................. *tension tension!!!!*

OFFENDING PPL!!! *shocked voices*

so tht wuz d story of d Smurphz. We all origionate frm d Smurphz!

what the smurph!!

smurph you go to lala land!!

by god smurph July 30, 2006

smoph

Smoph is the combining of the word smoke with the name Soph. It can be used as a quetion (example 1), or a statement (example 2).

Smophed is the state of being that Soph can be found in having smoked.

1. Smoph? (Do you want a smoke Soph?)
2. Smoph. (I'm going for a smoke Soph.)

by Smophed January 11, 2009

Smorp

smorp!! a very sexy person and some one who has a big dick that they like to show off but mainly a smorp is a sexy

person who you would have sex with many many times

i love Smorp. Smorp is fun to fuck.

by i like boobies June 14, 2018