Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.

I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off

by Dj Allen September 16, 2007

snoozing

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

I was snoozing that fart for 2 hours during this meeting.

by Bennyroquai January 21, 2007

snoozing

Waiting for lunchtime at work to pass a gas or to hold a poo urge during your appraisal meeting for example...

I was snoozing that fart for 2 hours during this meeting.

by Bennyroquai December 9, 2008

shmoozing

to be very sexy and flirty maybe even have sex in a small place with a guy and or girl you like ;

girll! when are you and that boy gunna start shmoozing?!

by silly and billy <3 October 20, 2008

Smoofing

Smoofing is a sport where you stand in front of a crowd, look awesome, and receive points.
If you get over 9000 points after 3 rounds, you win.
Every three rounds is called a set, and anyone under 9000 will be eliminated after the set. If no one is under 9000, then the lowest score gets eliminated. If everyone is under 9000, everyone loses and a new game is started.
Scoring is based on 3 things: Appearance, Swagger, and Overall Awesomeness. The crowd scores each category on a scale of 1-1100 and its added up to make the final score.
A perfect score is 9900.

Smoofing is a hard game, a lot of non-professional smoofers change the rules so the required score is 8000 or even 7000, rather than the official 9000.

My recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 1032, 1098, 1025,

Swagger: 987, 1002, 996,
Overall Awesomeness: 1056, 1073, 1026,
Final score: 9295
I win.

Your recent smoofing scores:
Appearance: 875, 885, 901
Swagger: 920, 916, 923
Overall Awesomeness: 956, 942, 948
Final score: 8266
Score below 9000, you lose.

by Zakorsumtin April 17, 2011

stoozing

The act of taking out credit at 0% or a low rate and putting the money into a high interest savings account to profit from the difference in rates.

Jim is stoozing his money.

by Smythie78 February 8, 2018

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021