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One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
One-Socking by therealjacobi October 5, 2019
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Smoking nut 

You say this to someone u think is smoking that pack because they keep doing brainless shit
Tobi: here ya go
Baku: what?
Tobi: spooky pizza
Baku: what?
Tobi: it's invisible
baku: dawg you def smoking nut
Smoking nut by TennoSkoom July 15, 2020

smoking that "x" pack 

smoking that "x" pack is the action of making fun of someone who is losing or messing up
dude 1: Sierra lost so hard in call of duty

dude 2: Ahhh yeaaaa, we smokin that sierra pack or smoking that "x" pack, X being sierra

Smoking on that Amber Heard Pack 

Smoking - (as in a joint, blunt, bowl, etc)
Amber Heard - (the lying whore)
pack - (as in smoking on her down fall)
me - You know the bitch amber heard

you - yeh I heard she’s a lying toe sucker
me - hip I'm smoking on that amber heard pack as we speak

you - no lie, hope her career burns faster than that joint
me - truth

Smoking dick 

"Yeah I ate dog shit the other day."

"What the fuck this bitch smoking dick."
Smoking dick by Jmoe_moe July 30, 2016

smoking gasoline 

Smoking the hardest shit around; smoking a lot
Oh, he be smoking gasoline!
smoking gasoline by Laxer88 June 28, 2017

Stocking Tug 

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
Stocking Tug by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011