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Oi Scott, SMOATNS
by miscuser October 26, 2013
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Sloamd

The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.

First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"
example 1:

Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.

example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"
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Smoalk

Smoking or vaporizing alkaloids particularly N,N-Dimethyltryptamine
I didn’t break through I need to smoalk moar.

I extracted DMT from old bark setting in my cabinet for four years, using vinegar pickling lime and naptha and had dried crystals in a few hours. And I had the perfect amazing breakthrough. I didn’t have to smoalk moar because I’m not currently addicted to anything(Including Facebook caffeine and masturbation) and my receptors we’re lined up for the great experience. Just kiddin NEED MOAR
by BandanaBanana March 18, 2021
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smom

smom is the short form for stepmom. the female version of an sdad.
my smom is so fucking hot, I'd do her myself!
by thecapnjay April 17, 2010
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SMAMMER

The act of getting obsurdly intoxicated.

Origin of word: The combination of Smashed and Hammered.
Jamies mom was so SMAMMERED; poker night quickly became a MILF gangbang.
by Justin Buckley April 25, 2005
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SmooMoo

A women or man whom enjoys satisfying and facilitating other's humanity through love and contentment. Honest Natural Lover
Men like Matthew Broderick, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, & Ron Howard big time SmooMoo
by barnstormer October 22, 2006
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smoom

to express love and affection towards those you love and cute pets
"Fido? Come here I want to smoom you."
by Leah Marie Alvarez March 20, 2004
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