Smuffacated

When a fat chick sits on your face making it almost impossible to breath.

When ol'girl sat on my face last night I had to tapout or blackout, she almost smuffacated me with those thighs.

by Dirty Aryan May 4, 2009

Slufferin

A cross between the words "Buffering" and "Sluffin." When a streaming online video won't play or buffer fast enough, therefore "slufferin."

Man, this video is straight slufferin.

by juhnlaaa June 28, 2009

Sluff

Noun. The snow that is set into movement when snowboarding or skiing in steep terrain (above 40 degrees). Due to the often loose cohesion of the powders top layer, more snow can be accumulated by the already moving snow. If the slope is sufficiently steep for a a couple hundred meters, the sluff can get very fast. One turn on top of a steep face can cause a sluff that reaches avalanche-like proportions.

A relatively small sluff can knock a snowboarder/skier off his feet and take him for a fast and dangerous ride down to the end of the slope or over a cliff.

Sluff is one of the mayor difficulties in big mountain snowboarding/skiing, yet it also presents an interesting challenge and is very spectacular to watch. The techniques to deal with sluff while riding are called sluff management.

Jeremy set off a sluff that reminded the niagara falls for a second when it cascaded over the big cliff beneath him.

by George Forehand June 9, 2005

sluff

To skip school, or ditch class

"I was going to sluff class today, but the security guard busted me on my way out of the school."

by Lo February 20, 2004

Sluffer

word used to describe someone who breaks an arrangement or meeting. An act on which you ditch out on plans.

Where the fuck were you last night you sluffer?

by Nikeforged August 19, 2009

smufficated

When a lady is on top and a man (or woman) performs oral sex, the woman relaxes her legs too much and the man (or woman) can hardly breath.

Jesus Christ, this bird was sitting on my face and smufficated me!

by Neil Mahoney September 23, 2007

smuff off

A highly intelligent human being that simply does not give a shit about the tasks at hand. Combination of the words "smart" and "sluff off".

Damn. Mike got a 1600 on his SATs and a 36 on his ACT. Instead of attending a top tier university like Duke or Harvard, Mike will be attending a community college 3 blocks from his house due to his 1.7 GPA. Mike's parents must be disappointed in their smuff off of a son.

by lsukev January 13, 2008