Smithstoneian

a word used to describe someone with a big ass rollie

Young Thug: Yo Uzi, your rollie's huge, what are you?
Lil Uzi Vert: I'm a Smithstoneian

by fairyfaggot February 9, 2021

smithton

a place so small, yet big enough for all of mexico and russia to migrate here. its the best place to visit if you seek homes that are falling apart, or you simply love the smell of dog food. also, you will find great joy in laughing at the rent-a-cop who thinks a P.O.S., totaled, hand-me-down Impala makes him a real cop.

Man 1: Hey, let's go waste our lives down in Smithton!

Man 2: Nah, my Aunt wanted me to go watch her paint dry...

Man 1: AWESOME!!

by jilian vinson May 17, 2008

Smithson Valley High School

Where tobacco chewing, big truck driving, boot wearing, cow raising hicks go to school.

See those kids in this cowboy hats with dip rings on there jeans pocket... yea they go to Smithson Valley High School.

by reagan goer December 29, 2010

southtown

The ghetto part of San Diego that P.O.D. mentions in their songs.

Here in the Southtown, you know the kid don't play.

by beau99 June 11, 2004

Jamie Smithson

Popular with all the ladies.

"He's alright, but he's no Jamie Smithson"

by UrbyD July 22, 2014

Southtown Carwash

A sexual maneuver performed on a female. It is performed by grabbing the female partner by her inner thighs and proceeding to lick her from her clit all the way to the top of her ass crack.

Man, that girl is so good looking that i'd have to give her the southtown carwash!!

by Pistacio man November 23, 2009

shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.

I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.

by cazort September 15, 2003