SMILF

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.
She's a SMILF!!!
by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012
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Kate is a SMILF
by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015
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Smilf

Son and mom I'd like to fuck
When a hot young bat shit crazy girl becomes a lesbian lover with an older attractive female and then sleeps with her son and he knocks her up. This combination is known as smilf.
by Krista Gable July 19, 2010
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Smilf

A fat chick with short skinny legs, also known as a blobsicle, For being a blob on two "popsicle" sticks.
"Dude last night i fucked a smilf."
by Salmon dragon. December 10, 2006
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smilf commune

A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.
Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."
by GiddyUpGirlFL February 01, 2009
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Dam that Smilf is sexy.
by BiG BoB 420 November 04, 2017
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Step-mom-I’d-like to-fuck
Dads new wife is a total Smilf
by Benton85 May 03, 2021
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