Smalding

Small, coping, seething, and malding

Saroney is smalding

by Average O&L Player October 15, 2022

Smalling

The shrinking of any of your main sexual parts,

Including anything from: ass , penis , mouth (Use your imagination), etc..

Tommy - Dude, that chick's ass has been smalling lately o.o

Jimmy - OH FUCK! *Chases girl* Lay off the diet! Come on! I know your husband is gonna flip when he notices that!

Girl - What? Oh, I'm lesbian.

by Smartass101 October 15, 2007

Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009

Smallings

A small ting. A person or thing which is of low quality, value and or importance to a comical extent.

Usually applied as an insult. (noun)

"That kid is a smallings"

Oi Smallings, you are a small ting and I am teaching you the ting.

by lstead May 8, 2013

Smelvin Melvin

A greasy racial slur who should hop in the shower.

Pee yew its Smelvin Melvin BITCH!

by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022

smallinize

(vt) to make smaller.

As in, "Sean smallinized the roster to fit in his wallet."

by Schwartz5534 October 14, 2007

Smelvin

A woman with a distinct scent of fish and broccoli from her lady parts

Man I love to get Dutch ovened by Smelvin!

by anonymous April 12, 2022