spalding

Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.

'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'

by Gandalf the polka dotted January 10, 2008

spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

smolding

The art of smashing someone inside a folding bed.

Scott smolded Bryan in Mom's new sofa bed.

by Laura Hoobner March 25, 2005

Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)

"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "

by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011

Smalling

The shrinking of any of your main sexual parts,

Including anything from: ass , penis , mouth (Use your imagination), etc..

Tommy - Dude, that chick's ass has been smalling lately o.o

Jimmy - OH FUCK! *Chases girl* Lay off the diet! Come on! I know your husband is gonna flip when he notices that!

Girl - What? Oh, I'm lesbian.

by Smartass101 October 15, 2007

Smalking

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

by captain tegan December 18, 2009