Smartassity

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

psychologically smart

An adjective used to recognize intellectual feats of strength of particular individuals who have acquired the big brain.

Smart Friend: "They are simply using their victim card to garner sympathy from everyone else. Although this is a common manipulation tactic perpetrated in online communities that doesn't mean we have to sit idly by while our fellow man fall victim to these sea witches."
You: "Wow you're psychologically smart aren't you?"

by Sooser December 22, 2019

RG-400 Smart Towel

technical term for the not so popular South Park character "Towelie"

Then the RG-400 Smart Towel got high and then sort of walked off

by HELENisthe[curseword] June 5, 2010

google smart

Having the appearance of being knowledgable in a panoply of subjects when in fact one is merely interweb search proficient

Zack seemed to know something about everything while chatting online but in person it's obvious he is an arrogant dullard. google smarts don't stick. If he really was smart he would text via xmpp; only an idiot sends text via sms

by Hellion Shores January 12, 2013

Smart-Retard

A Smart-Retard is a certain person who is often incredibly intelligent in one major category of their life but a complete retard in another (business, family, social,etc)

Joseph is such a smart-retard ... He is incredibly smart when it comes to business and dealing with finances, but is a total retard when it comes to supporting his family.

by TyroneSlim June 20, 2016

Joe Rogan Smart

A smart dumb guy. They might seem of average intellect to a bona fide smart guy, nevertheless, they're the resident Einstein at their local gym.

John is actually pretty smart for a meathead, he is Joe Rogan smart. He may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I think he's done acid and he reads books!

by imadumb March 16, 2017

smart idiot

Someone who is smart in school, but is dumb in almost all real life situations.

John got an A+ on his math test, later, he bragged about his new iPhone 5S and left his locker unlocked, and it got stolen. what a smart idiot.

by ka6802 November 2, 2013