Sloanaid

A beverage containing one part coffee grounds, beer, and chocolate syrup. A preferred drink of psychopaths and alcoholics.

Holy shit! It's SLOANAID!! This'll keep my ass awake for 30 days! I can do my show now!

by OmegaForte March 23, 2007

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Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014

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Related Words

slown • slowneck • slowness • Slown-Dog • slowned • Slownely • Absolute-slowness • sloane • sloan • SLONG

Shownundated

An inundation of TV shows to watch, where one possibly doesn’t have the time to watch them all & catches up with them on DVR, DVD, or On-Demand.

Ruben: Have you seen Weeds?
Juan: Nah, man, I’m shownundated. Dude, I just got Dexter season 4 on DVD, season 5 starts next month. Right now, I’m all tied up watching Shaq Vs., Entourage, Hung, Supernatural, Smallville, Friday Night Lights, and a novela on Telemundo called El Clon.

by juvas juice August 30, 2010

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Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.

"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."

by Gription October 23, 2012

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