Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.

Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.

by Josh1y April 6, 2020

Sloppy Joe

A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.

I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.

by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.

Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"

by Warrio Dunken October 4, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.

My girlfriend makes the best sloppy joes.

by the really real master January 4, 2011

Sloppy Joe

When one person shits in between the ass cheeks of another. Then mushes the ass cheeks together.

Dude I sloppy joe-d this girl last night

by Webby-BIG C June 22, 2010

Sloppy-joe

A fucking ugly dick.

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.

by Twitch1 January 21, 2012

Sloppy Joes

Saggy, Fat boobs that go all over the place.

Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!

by DooDooMan November 6, 2007