Sloppy Joe

A white guy, who is the object of a Japanese girl’s affection.
Yuki landed the Sloppy Joe of her dreams.
by Josh1y April 07, 2020
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A sexual act, in which the male shits inside of a condom, then lets it harden in the freezer before having sex. When the female approaches orgasm, he takes it from the freezer and fucks her with it until she passes out. While asleep, the female is not aware that the male has left the condom in and, as it thaws, shit comes pulsing out from between her pussylips like sloppy joe sauce.
I heard you gave your girlfriend a sloppy joe... and AIDs.
by Styxhexenhammer August 28, 2009
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When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.
Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"
by Warrio Dunken September 21, 2009
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When a girl is on her period, she poops without wiping. Then the guy has anal sex with the girl, and then takes his poop covered penis and sticks it into the girl's vagina. The poop and blood mix to form a red meat-looking substance. The guy then eats it out of the girl, the vaginal lips being like the buns.
by the really real master January 03, 2011
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When one person shits in between the ass cheeks of another. Then mushes the ass cheeks together.
by Webby-BIG C June 20, 2010
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Sloppy-joe

Last night a dude asked me to suck his dick, but I told him no because he's got a sloppy-joe.
by Twitch1 January 15, 2012
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Sloppy Joes

Xavier: Wow Kelly is so hot!
Bob: Are you fucking joking me? Look at her sloppy joes!!
by DooDooMan October 21, 2007
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