Ham Slacks

Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female

For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."

by Nipple Fritts December 25, 2012

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018

Cardboard Socks

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.

Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!

by PulsarIrish November 13, 2007

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013

programmer socks

Those white and blue/pink striped socks femboys wear. Seeing as how a vast majority of programmers are joked to be furries or femboys, that's where this saying gets it's origin.

Twink A: Babe you look really good in your programmer socks, wanna put them on for me?
Twink B: Sure! UwU

by AlecButActuallyLance May 4, 2022

washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.

Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.

by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017

socksfor1

A great Among Us and Minecraft modded who also has a second channel called socksfor2.
He plays with FatMemeGod, Blaza, Wolfster, TBHHonest, Nadeem, LaffingGas, TBVG MuffinJuice and Juice (I remembered all of them without searching it up)
He also does other games.
He has a Minecraft SMP which is really confusing and I haven't bothered to keep up with.
He is also a spaceman (not in real life)

Socksfor1, the spaceman

by thisismeID April 9, 2021