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stepping razor

A dangerous person that is not to be messed with, referring to the fact that they are quick to fight
The one thing that I can guarantee
I'm like a stepping razor, I suggest you stay fair with me

- Godlovesugly, Atmosphere
by delasoul November 7, 2007
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slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.
Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch
by Freddi3 August 1, 2010
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Schrödinger’s sleeping child

The mother does not know whether or not her child is playing DS under the covers or sleeping, and until she lifts the covers, the child will be in a state of simultaneously playing DS and being asleep.
There goes my son, ever Schrödinger’s sleeping child, can never tell if he's sleeping or playing on that damned game boy I bought him.
by Doctor_Sex May 10, 2022
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Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
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Sleeping Dictionary

A "sleeping dictionary" is a term used to describe a person who gains a "new language (L2)" and culture by being in a romantic relationship with someone who doesn't speak your native language, L1.
See the movie "Sleeping Dictionary" 2001.

A young and naive Englishman, John Truscott , goes to the British colony of Sarawak, Borneo to try and apply his father's work to the Iban society. There he meets his boss Henry Bullard and his wife Aggie Bullard . John tries to civilize them, building schools and providing education for the Iban people. He is met with unfamiliar local customs. Selima becomes his "sleeping dictionary," who sleeps with him and teaches him the language and the habits of the locals.
by CatinTurkey April 29, 2013
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Nichan sleeping bag

When you stick both feet into a vagina and pull up until the vagina fully surrounds you in the shape of a sleeping bag
Bro #1: “I got so cold last night I went to my girlfriends house and used her as a nichan sleeping bag
Bro #2: “same bro but I used my dog instead”
by Nichan December 10, 2019
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Sleeping On Me

The act of not acknowledging someone's attractiveness. Whether physically, emotionally, or sexually.
1: bro this girl just isn't into it as much as I am. I would treat her like my queen.

2: damn bro her loss that's she missing out on this.

1: yea she's hella sleeping on me
by Tunces October 10, 2016
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