sleepy d

Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face

My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.

by snizzlewizzle September 30, 2015

heart on your sleeve

Someone who becomes devoted to something too easily or gives their heart away quickly. They might be easily upset by things going on around them.

Be good to her; she wears her heart on her sleeve.

by Dana October 3, 2003

Short-Sleeved Genius

A Short-Sleeved Genius is a person, usually a male, who abuses their minor managerial role within a business setting. This person utilizes their limited power to assert complete authority or assumed knowledge in an aggressive manner. Think a psycho Pep Boys manager or Dwight from The Office. While anyone wearing short sleeves and a tie is a potential Short-Sleeved Genius, it is not a mandatory dress code.

I was at the DMV getting my license renewed when some Short-Sleeved Genius told me I was in the wrong line. He threatened to "write me up" if I didn't change lines. WTF, I don't even work there!

by briantroy December 2, 2009

sleepyboner

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.

I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.

by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014

Sleeve of Wizard

An over-worked, under-appreciated, loose-hanging vagina.

From the Movie "Borat": "When I buy my wife, at first she cook good, her vagine worked well, she strong on plow, but three years later when she was fifteen, she receive hair on her chest, her voice become deep, and her vagine hang like SLEEVE OF WIZARD."

by doogie06 October 13, 2008

ghetto sleeve

The brown paper bag used for carrying alcohol in public where it's an offense to do so

While admiring the rich colour of his newly stolen tequila in the sunset, Maynards peripheral vision caught the police lights and soon the ghetto sleeve was fitted

by fingerjockey76 April 20, 2009

Tongue Sleeve

A condom type device which slips over the tongue to protect from and prevent transmittable oral genital diseases. Available in ribbed, forked, and extendable models.

Immediately upon discovering her cluster of vaginal warts, I donned by tongue sleeve and went down on her fully protected.

by Som ting Wong June 1, 2018