Swaggots are ignorant people ages 13 to 25 whose vocabulary consists of all or some of the following: "swag," "bro," intense exploitives, and any homosexual or sexist comments.
The attire of swaggots includes, but is not limited to; cargo shorts and tight-fitting jeans that always hang below the belt line, exposing the buttocks area. Swaggots also enjoy wearing oversized and gaudy basketball shoes (Nike, Puma, etc.) that sometimes match the color of their knee high athletic socks and shirt. Female swaggots wear low cropped, revealing shirts that attract the sexual interest of the male swaggot. While not always attractive, the female swaggot, or "shawty," is a glorified swaggot sex goddess, since most have had multiple sexual encounters since their first one at the age of 9.
In public, the wild swaggots tend to cluster together, hence why it is rare to find a lone swaggot. While in these cult like congregations, the male swaggot exert their false masculinity by falsifying their absent sex life, exaggerating fiction accounts with females. They also discuss how much marajuna they have smoked, and they never will cease to stop talking about their 4/20 experiences.
WARNING: Do not temp the wild swaggot. Even when slightly provoked (I.e. brushing past them, looking at them), the wild swaggot will attack with a series of "wut? Da fuck bro?" before threatening to beat you up after school.
The attire of swaggots includes, but is not limited to; cargo shorts and tight-fitting jeans that always hang below the belt line, exposing the buttocks area. Swaggots also enjoy wearing oversized and gaudy basketball shoes (Nike, Puma, etc.) that sometimes match the color of their knee high athletic socks and shirt. Female swaggots wear low cropped, revealing shirts that attract the sexual interest of the male swaggot. While not always attractive, the female swaggot, or "shawty," is a glorified swaggot sex goddess, since most have had multiple sexual encounters since their first one at the age of 9.
In public, the wild swaggots tend to cluster together, hence why it is rare to find a lone swaggot. While in these cult like congregations, the male swaggot exert their false masculinity by falsifying their absent sex life, exaggerating fiction accounts with females. They also discuss how much marajuna they have smoked, and they never will cease to stop talking about their 4/20 experiences.
WARNING: Do not temp the wild swaggot. Even when slightly provoked (I.e. brushing past them, looking at them), the wild swaggot will attack with a series of "wut? Da fuck bro?" before threatening to beat you up after school.
Jim: "Justin Bieber keeps sagging his pants and talking about pot. He's such a douche."
Bob: "Did you mean, swaggot."
Bob: "Did you mean, swaggot."
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Stems from the word 'saggot' meaning a saggy faggot.
Normally only used when a person owns another person and not when they own themselves
Stems from the word 'saggot' meaning a saggy faggot.
Normally only used when a person owns another person and not when they own themselves
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A TV show (that shall remain nameless) in witch two family trade their wives helped to make the word popular.
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A TV show (that shall remain nameless) in witch two family trade their wives helped to make the word popular.
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