the scottish version of skid mark. It' sthe little shit stain you may find in the seat of your underwear after a rigorous session of pinching white castle sliders and not geting all the little pueblos.
by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003
Get the squidmark mug.The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.
Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.
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encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.
his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.
by your mom September 3, 2003
Get the skidmarks mug.The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!
by Senior Musk October 10, 2006
Get the Sandusky Skidmark mug.When soft, still plyable anal dischanrges rub so close to the offenders' undergarments that a fecal stain is left behind. May also occur when the issue is "forced." I.E. Butt picking, massaging of anal irritations, or sloppy wiping techniques. See also "streaks."
Dammit Donnie, the line for the port-o-let was so long I had to rush my post crap rectal cleansing techniques. Now I have smelly 7-1/4 inch skidmarks as a result!
by Jim Stevens January 11, 2004
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