Skashed

To get skashed is to drink excessive amounts of alcohol. It's similar to getting 'smashed' from alcohol, but to a worse extent. A skashed person often ends up throwing up or passing out, with little memory of their experiences.

"Dude that girl was smashed"
"No way, she was worse than smashed. She stripped off her clothes and then passed out! She was totally skashed!"

by Skashing December 6, 2009

Swahili Swashbuckler

when in the act of anal sex with your female companion. you quickly pull out and squirt a bottle of mayo deep in her bum.

guy 1: dude i love doing the swahili swashbuckler. the bitch didnt expect it
guy 2: yeah lets blow our heads off

by sergent fuck stick May 11, 2009

Swashbuckle

The act of to guys accidently crossing penises while having a intercourse with a female.

Scott and Evelio swashbuckled while having sex with Barbara.

by NYCAkumaKenMasters December 24, 2008

Swashing

The action of cleaning out your urethra by uriniating after wanking or intercourse

I won't be a second I'm just swashing

by PocketFuse September 24, 2016

swashbuckeling

Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARRR".

"Damn that was a swashbuckling good time."

"Whats that pirate doing over there? thats awesome!"
"Oh, hes just swashbuckeling"

"YAARRRR"

by Budday Schultz [TS] April 20, 2007

swashbuckled

To get completely, bombed, wasted, intoxicated, shitfaced.

Man, did he get swashbuckled last night after downing that 5th of Cpt. Morgan!!

by Rob October 1, 2004

swashbuckling

The occurrence of two penises coming in contact. Can be for the purpose of comparative measurement or the purpose of play. The movement generally resembles the sword fighting technique of pirates.

Curious about the status of their respective manhood , Joey and Shmoolie spent the better part of the afternoon swashbuckling.

by jeromino111 November 3, 2010