Skashed 

To get skashed is to drink excessive amounts of alcohol. It's similar to getting 'smashed' from alcohol, but to a worse extent. A skashed person often ends up throwing up or passing out, with little memory of their experiences.

"Dude that girl was smashed"
"No way, she was worse than smashed. She stripped off her clothes and then passed out! She was totally skashed!"

Skashed by Skashing December 6, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013

Smashed tarantula

In reference to a woman's unshaved or unkempt pubic hair. A very hairy, bushy vagina.

Did you see her smashed tarantula spilling out the sides of her bathing suit?

Smashed tarantula by Le don June 6, 2007

smashed monkey 

Corned Beef

"What's in the sandwich?"

"Smashed monkey"

"Oh...."

smashed monkey by LarrySanders February 6, 2009

freshly smashed 

freshly smashed aka afterglow after a nice fuck

jennie : mino and i did the dirty today !
judy : you are freshly smashed

freshly smashed by saltmaster3000 June 17, 2018