SKWAJ

(n) Any gelatinous substance that's sticky & gleams in the sunlight.

(v) To completely fuck up; to jizm over an extended distance

Can also be used as an interjection, serving as a family-friendly alternative to "Shit!" when bumping into hard objects.

Dude, what's that SKWAJ on your cheek.

I really SKWAJ'd that test question.

SKWAJ, I'm out of toilet paper!

by JiveTurkey October 5, 2004

Skapped

To get fucked up, get wasted, extremely high, hallucinating heavily, out of your mind, intoxicated to an extreme degree.

Mush I took those research chemicals you gave me last night whilst I was watching Eastenders and I was so skapped I thought Jane Beale was trying to flirt with me.

by penishands115 September 24, 2016

Skapman

A person who is resembled by a sheep, usually used to refer to a coward.

Jonny is such a skapman, he doesn’t want to smoke with me.

by Vaqz November 18, 2018

Twat skwat

Female version of the circle jerk.
When females get in a circle and masturbate their neighbor.

"I heard the girls had a major twat skwat last weekend, wish I could have went along"

by drewskeet January 10, 2013

Skrape

The use of taking your car, putting larger rims on it, and moving the car from left to right, causing the rims/tires to "skrape" with the cars frame next to the tires.

We got in the caddy with them 22's and started to skrape.

by Juan Turrentino February 18, 2007

Skaphanie

A female named Stephanie who has a love for the sounds of the Jamaican born genre Ska.

I saw Skaphanie dancing at the Toasters show the other night.

by Stephanie August 17, 2004

Shwap

1.The sound of the net when you make a swish in basketball.
2.The action of one-upping someone

"I'm about to shwap on you"
"Oh Shwap"

by SneakyDave September 30, 2011